Merchandise
We've got some serious funds to raise, and that means selling stuff! If you want to support CONvergence, we've got a number of items you can buy to show your CONvergence colors.
All items shown were available as of January 31, 2000. While we strive to keep this page up to date, we can't guarantee that any items shown are still available.
If a portion of your order is not available, we will try to contact you via e-mail (if you include your e-mail address on the order form) to see if you would like a substitution or your money refunded. If you do not include an e-mail address, your money will be refunded.
If you have any questions or want to verify availability, contact Mike Fanslow at banjello@aol.com.
Our merchandise is divided into four categories:
When finished browsing, you can use our Merchandise Ordering Form.
T-Shirts
One of the best ways to show your support for CONvergence is by wearing a CONvergence T-shirt. When ordering T-shirts by mail, be sure to clearly indicate what quantity you wish to order in EACH SIZE. If the size you have chosen is out of stock when your order is received, we will attempt to contact you to see if you would prefer to go with a second choice, or have your selection back ordered until the size becomes available again. Providing us with your phone number or an e-mail address will speed up this process.
Our T-Shirts are typically available in Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, 2X-Large, 3X-Large, and 4X-Large. Other sizes may be available at a non-standard cost. Please ask us about non-standard sizes if you are interested.
We currently have two different T-Shirt designs available:
Independence Day
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The Independence Day design is printed in navy ink on athletic heather (gray) shirts with the slogan "Retroactively Bringing You Our Nation's Independence (because if we'd have been there, we would've helped)" and features Connie and friends carrying the CONvergence banner high. The CONvergence logo with the dates of the inaugural 1999 convention is on the back of the shirt. This T-shirt is available for $15. View close-ups of front and back! We have only a handful of these left, and when they’re gone, they’re gone! At the time of this update, we have 6 Large Independence Day shirts left. |
No One Can Tell You What CONvergence Is...
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We also have our newest design available highlighting our Matrix inspired theme for our 2000 Convention. The Design features Connie dressed up as Neo with our own version of the Matrix construct in the background. These shirts have been selling very fast, so get yours today! They are only $15. |
Buttons
We have a LOT of different button designs to choose from. Some of our buttons are now out of print, but all those shown on this website are still available by mail order. All buttons in this section are $1.
When ordering buttons by mail, be sure to indicate the individual button designs as designated below.
Click here to view all of the available buttons.
Sponsorship Buttons
The Cheapskate Weasel Buttons are not merely a set of CONvergence button designs, they are our lowest sponsorship level. In response to concerns that our existing sponsorship incentives offered nothing for contributions below the $50 level, we created the Cheapskate Weasel sponsorship. In return for a contribution of $5, you get your choice of choice of Cheapskate Weasel button designs to commemorate your fiscally conservative contribution.
Our other sponsorship button is the Coffee Muse Button. When CONvergence learned that renting espresso machines was no longer possible, we bit the bullet and bought one to ensure that con-goers would never be lacking in caffeine. This button helps to defray that cost. When you buy one, you not only help yourself, you help everyone who ever attended a convention and needed to last three days on only four hours sleep.
All Sponsorship Buttons are $5.
Click here to view all of the available Sponsorship Buttons.
Baseball Caps
We have a limited supply of CONvergence baseball caps available, featuring Connie reclining in front of the CONvergence logo. The caps are 100% brushed cotton. A cotton strap and adjustable brass clasp allow the caps to fit most sizes.
These caps are $15.
DVDs
Get your favorite geek one (or all) of these exclusive CONvergence DVDs!- 2005 Superhero Smackdown: the full event in all its insane glory!
- 2006 Alien Invader Smackdown: more crazy alien-on-alien action!
- 2006 Soylent Blue: raw and uncut, and perhaps not for the faint-hearted.
Order online here